if you were invisible, would you still be able to see with your eyes closed??
THIS FUCKING TEXT POST JUST STARTED THE BIGGEST DEBATE IN MY MATHS CLASS BECAUSE I READ IT OUT LOUD AND WE HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT A) YES YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE IN THEORY BUT B) YOU WOULDN’T BE TO SEE BECAUSE THE LIGHT WOULD PASS THROUGH YOU AND THEREFORE PASS THROUGH YOUR RETINA.
Anonymous asked:What is your secret for coming out on the attractive side of puberty?
During a full moon, bathe in the menstrual blood of a virgin while beating off to videos of lions having sex. Use the fluid expelled via ejaculation as a facial mask overnight. Then tell your dad what you did and he’ll likely submit you to a mental asylum where you have a higher chance of becoming good looking because the lack of stress from public school bullies and peer pressure will potentially eliminate the unwanted appearance of pimples and forehead wrinkles. Good genes might help also